Anonymous asked: Woo, hate sex. Maybe like something to do with jealousy? like if one of them had something the other wanted and tried to steal it? Like idk. France is a really nice country(not to say that England isn't) so I could see England trying to steal something and getting caught.
England jealous of France’s cooking, decides to see if maybe it was the utensil that helped to make his food so flavorful. Little did England know that France would catch him in the act! As punishment France had a little fun with England on the kitchen floor! Next time he won’t be so forgiving. Of course aftercare came through since France knows England will need it when he gets swatted him with the spatula a few times!
France: Do it again and I won’t go so easy on you!
England: I promise France! I won’t take the spatula again!
just don’t stop!